Once upon a time there was a Prince of Ice Cream Truck Hunters who led an army into battle. However, before he was Prince he was many other things. Instead of focusing on how he and his army died, I choose to honor them by sharing stories of their misadventures in life.
Hickory Dickory Dock
The Prince was on the clock
The Prince had fun
With more than one
Hickory Dickory Dock.
Lydia had a Brujah
His dick was long you know
And everywhere that Simon went
Lydia was sure to blow.
Twinkle twinkle Evan Storm
Your body I did never know
Ranked above neonates so high
Like a king on a power high
Twinkle twinkle Evan Storm
Your body I did never know
Hey diddle diddle Tsurista and JT Brown
The other Ravnos died on the ground
The Tremere laughed to see him die
For Tsurista and JT Brown did I cry.
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