JTM, after an hour of complete bickering with them and no knocks to save him, gets up from the couch.
“All of you are driving me fucking crazy with the band bullshit. I’m getting back to work. I’m gonna fix that fucking door and I better not hear a peep out of you. I mean it, now stop it with those “peeps” back at me. That shit aint funny.”
He walks over to his closet door pulling out a “special replacement” door looking over at his old one, deciding what to do first. He unlocks the old door then uses his finger and pushes the bolts out of then hinges watching the door topple his way catching it. He sets the old door off to the side up against the wall covering the bolt hole. He moves the new door in place making sure he has the hinges set just right like he did with Batty Maddy’s door earlier on.
“You might want to cover your ears, girls It’s gonna get LOUD in here.”
He pulls out his bat setting the pins in the hinges rearing his bat back and striking them. Hard loud BONG sounds can be heard. Not a scratch on the bat as the pin is forced solid in the hinge. He BONGS the other two pins in, testing the door to make sure it swivels just right. He admires his new reinforced door with 3 deadbolts, making sure they all work from the outside to getting back into his place very satisfied by his handiwork.
“Now that’s what you call a good door. (looking at the Barbies) Don’t you agree? Shit!!! I should have known. Stop it with the “you should have got it in pink bullshit”. What the fuck is lavender? I don’t want some girly potpourri scented door on my house. Fuck can’t you ALL just lay off me for just one night. Man, even Batty Maddy or Lydia wasn’t that bad.”
He chuckles abit stopping midway having second thoughts about that comment.
“On second though, never mind. They never come to visit anymore anyways. Their loss I guess. Now stop that with the “Batty Maddy and Lydia" chants dammit. Very funny #4 you just had to add BOOM BOOM in there didn’t ya.”
He goes back to his couch sitting there drinking his beer ignoring them waiting to see who knocks on his NEW door now.
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