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      JTM sits on his couch lounging with Barbie and the mini’s still in their Trinity matrix outfits. Number 4 losing more clothing again.

      “Dammit where are they? They should have been here by now.”

      JTM hears a familiar vehicle back up in his driveway a little while later. A Nebraska Furniture Mart truck, two men start unloading a big package to him. He gets up to answer the door as they knock. He opens it signing for it giving they guys a $!00 tip watching them quickly drive out of his neighborhood. He walks in with the package to Barbie smiling like a kid in a candy store again, shutting his door with his foot.

      “See I told they never fail to be on time. You’re gonna love this Barbie”

      He opens it up revealing a brand new sturdier coffee table. He scoots the other coffee table remnants with his foot to clear enough space to set it up. He then admires the craftsmanship with his hand. He then moves over to it doing the slow butt wiggle as he sits on it.

      “Oh…yeah…..much much better. Barbie you need to check this shit out. Here let me help you and the family.”

      He sets his beer down on it moving over to place the Barbie family on it.

      “See what I mean. Rock on!!!! Yes I knew you’d like it. Yes I know that Barbie. It is shiny!!!”

      He gets up sitting back on his couch grabbing the TV remote watching music videos again.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71peGJoX2HA

      Early man walked away as modern man took control.
      Their minds weren't quite the same, to conquer was his goal,
      So he built his great empire and he slaughtered his own kind,
      He died a confused man, killed himself with his own mind.
      YEAH (repeats music getting faster each time)

      His head bobs to the up and down part.

      We're gonna die!!! (from our own arrogance!!!). (x3)

      “Biohazard kicks ass with that song. Good message for this fucked up city too. What do you mean Bad Religion did it first, Barbie? It’s Biohazard, not Bad Religion. No. Biohazard. It was fucking Biohazard godammit. They play it better anyway.”

      He gets into an argument with Barbie bitching at her back and forth then he turns to mini #4 pointing sternly at her

      “And you, #4 you shut the fuck up about that “Sublime did it too.” crap. It was fucking Biohazard. End of discussion. Both of you. Shut it will ya.”

      He plops back in his couch hoping he might get a reprieve from the Barbies now from a knock on his door reminding him he needs to change that door one of these nights.
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      JTM, after an hour of complete bickering with them and no knocks to save him, gets up from the couch.

      “All of you are driving me fucking crazy with the band bullshit. I’m getting back to work. I’m gonna fix that fucking door and I better not hear a peep out of you. I mean it, now stop it with those “peeps” back at me. That shit aint funny.”

      He walks over to his closet door pulling out a “special replacement” door looking over at his old one, deciding what to do first. He unlocks the old door then uses his finger and pushes the bolts out of then hinges watching the door topple his way catching it. He sets the old door off to the side up against the wall covering the bolt hole. He moves the new door in place making sure he has the hinges set just right like he did with Batty Maddy’s door earlier on.

      “You might want to cover your ears, girls It’s gonna get LOUD in here.”

      He pulls out his bat setting the pins in the hinges rearing his bat back and striking them. Hard loud BONG sounds can be heard. Not a scratch on the bat as the pin is forced solid in the hinge. He BONGS the other two pins in, testing the door to make sure it swivels just right. He admires his new reinforced door with 3 deadbolts, making sure they all work from the outside to getting back into his place very satisfied by his handiwork.

      “Now that’s what you call a good door. (looking at the Barbies) Don’t you agree? Shit!!! I should have known. Stop it with the “you should have got it in pink bullshit”. What the fuck is lavender? I don’t want some girly potpourri scented door on my house. Fuck can’t you ALL just lay off me for just one night. Man, even Batty Maddy or Lydia wasn’t that bad.”

      He chuckles abit stopping midway having second thoughts about that comment.

      “On second though, never mind. They never come to visit anymore anyways. Their loss I guess. Now stop that with the “Batty Maddy and Lydia" chants dammit. Very funny #4 you just had to add BOOM BOOM in there didn’t ya.”

      He goes back to his couch sitting there drinking his beer ignoring them waiting to see who knocks on his NEW door now.
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      Marzanna drives up, parks, gets out of the suv and clicks the locks and sets the alarm. She has a six pack under her arm as she walks up to JTM's house.
      She gets on the porch and starts to knock, noticing the new door she stops.
      "What the hell!? He got a new door...."

      She takes a moment and then knocks on the door, waiting for JTM.

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      JTM's phone rings and displays and unknown number: Assuming he answers he hears the following?

      "Hey is this JTM? My name is Karl, Big Brother's Old Lady gave me this number. She said you were the man to talk to if I wanted to get in touch with the other brothers in the area."
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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      JTM quickly gets up from the couch.

      “Ah ha!!! Salvation at last!!!”

      He unlocks the deadbolts opening the door looking out at a Ford Escape in his driveway looking all around over MD’s head then finally looks down to notice her 4 ft stature.

      “There you are MD. Sup!!! Let me get that for ya. I think it’s that time of the month for the Barbies. They have been ragging on my ass all night.”

      He chuckles taking the beer from her.

      “You know the drill. Check out the new coffee table.”

      Once she comes in, he shuts and locks the door moving past the coffee table. He sees his cell do a vibrating slide dance on it now. He reaches down to pick it up and answer it before it falls to the floor.

      "Yeah this is JTM. Oh yeah Karl. Sup. I’ve been meaning to get with you (opening of a fridge door clinking bottles and a slam). Yes I am. If you want to meet some of my OLD California CREW, they hang around the old junkyard. (gives him directions to it in the Pitt) and some of the other Marshall Pitt Housing Projects buildings out back that way. (butt wiggle squeak as he sets on the coffee table putting his finger up to MD). You missed one hell of party too man, but I’m sure there will be others. If you wanna meet me I’m at home right now if you wanna stop by. (gives him directions to JTM’s house). Feel free to stop on by Karl man.”

      He puts his hand over the cell somewhat looking at MD leaving the cell line open for Karl to listen in.

      “We might be getting some new company stopping by, that cool with you? OK Barbie. Knock it off already!!! I wasn’t being rude to MD. So what brings ya here, MD? You didn’t get into trouble now, did ya?”

      He looks back at her.
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      She chuckles at him as he looks over her head. Walks in, looks around, taking a seat on the comfy couch. She ignores his "time of the month " comment, shaking her head slightly.

      She looks at the coffee table, "Nice, very nice." She waits silently while he talks on the phone, when he addresses her, "No, I don't have a problem with someone else coming over, its your house."

      "No, I am not in trouble. Was just out and about and figured I'd make a social call and get it right this time with the beer. That cool?"

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      Approximately fifteen minutes later a pimped out Olds roars up outside. Karl steps from the car and looks around at any unsavory characters before getting into the trunk and retrieving a wrench, which he slides into his boot.

      He walks up and knocks on the door. Rubbing his nose with his finger while waiting to be asked inside.
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      The cell clicks and JTM looks weird at it for a moment. He places the cell back on the coffee table.

      “I guess Karl’s coming over MD. Cool. Hey Barbies. We got new company coming over. Be on your best behavior. Dammit #4 put some more clothes on will ya. (looks back at MD) You’re learning the ins and outs here. Not much time left for ya either. How ya like Lamar so far?”

      JTM hear a car pull up in his driveway, alittle while later knocking on his door

      “He’s here I think.”

      He gets up unlocking all the deadbolts opening the door sizing Karl up and down.

      “Sup. Karl right?”
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      "Cool." Smiles as he tells #4 to put more clothes on. "It's an interesting city. Last night at the social I was a little uncomfortable. I'm not used to be around so many at one time. Otherwise, its seems, I don't know different from the other cities that I've traveled through."

      She waits as JTM goes to answer the door.

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