Thread: JTM's Hellmouth Clusterfuck (Attn: Any 6/19/10)

Corin sends a text to JTM.

<T> Just wanted to check in on you. Hope you are okay. Please call me if you need ANYTHING. I don't care what it is... <T>

Domino walks up to JTM's place with a large satchel hanging on his shoulder. He gets to the door and nocks while looking around for people staring at him. Domino's not wearing his cloak or his blades, just his regular black clothes.

His phone vibrates clinking more of the glass bottles around as every bit of his bank roll he finds is totally ruined..

(Domino can hear this on the other side of the door) “Goddamit!!!! Who is it now!!! Don’t they know I’m fucking broke. Shit!!!!”

He pulls his cell out hoping he won’t throw it afterwards. He begins reading it.

“Now they fucking care!!! Can’t they see I’m busy still. Didn’t I tell them that at Eric’s memorial that I helped Mackenzie pay for. What part of "I’m unavailable" do they not understand? I’ve had some important fucking errands and missions to do. Bothering me could have jeopardized everything.”

He starts texting Corin back talking it out.

Sure. How good are you at cleaning? Not the bullet kind either. Well if you want my help stop on by, but you gotta help me out in return.

He sends it.

(I proxied JTM through Jim. JTM had your backs.)

“I should’ve put a bullet right up Cahill horse’s ass from the opera house. I had a good clear 5 block rooftop view of Prince Horse letting Cahill the Animal ride him. (chuckling) Ok ok ok I’d just snipe Cahill next time just for you Barbie. Watch the reporters get the scoop of a lifetime too. A newsreporter feeding frenzy free for all. I can see it now. You can have the horse Barbie. At least he's house broken and smarter than Cahill. There ya happy. We'll have to feed him that good hay we have. Barbie add QTips and earwax removal shit to the shopping list. I should have shot Malcolm and got it all over with, but Nooooo they were ALL are so fucking scared in there. I saw that through the windows. Wonder if Batty Maddy was ever gonna sing siomething up on stage too. Knowing my luck they’d haul my ass in and reprimand me. Barbie, make a note. Next time. Screw the city of Lamar. Take the shot when you have it, JTM.” (chuckling)

He hears the knock on his door.

“Wow!!! That bitch is fast!!! Didn’t know she could do that. Coming!!!! Hold your Cahills!!!” (chuckling)

He sloshes through the mess chucking the dented kegs (semi strength) up the stairs with 2 LOUD THUDS watching the alcohol fountain start happening in his place now. He unlocks the deadbolts and opens the door turning to talk to…..

“Sup Cor….er? Domino? What the fuck you want Darkie. You know if you stay out in the moonlight too long without protection or lotion, you’ll fucking get nasty skin problems and stay like that forever. (snaps his fingers) Oops. Sorry. Too late again dude. (quick shift to a serious look on his face now)What do you need!!! I got enough problems here already, so if you aint helping me out. Get lost. Got it.”

He waits for a bit hearing the hissing spewing kegs up the stairs in the meantime.

Domino pulls out a 6 pack of budweiser from his satchel and hands it to JTM.

"Of course I'm here to help you. May I enter?

Domino looks over JTM's shoulder at the mess and looks back to him.

JTM grabs the beer like it's the best gift Domino could give him. He doesn't go to the fridge. He opens one immediately like an alcoholic drink frenzy hit him hard guzzling it down his front dirty T- shirt that hasn’t been taken off for some time.

“Ahhhhh!!! I needed that. (tosses the can on the floor) Thanks man. Sure come on in. I gotta huge mess here that I swear the Barbie family drugged me and made, but they won’t admit it. Let me find the cleaning supplies and some trash bags then. I’d tell you to pull up a seat, but as you can see. It’s dirty too. Not that anything dirty or brown could mess you up anyways. It’d blend right in. (chuckling) Darkie camo...gotta love it.”

He holds the 5 pack tightly like a running back. He grabs out his cell starting to text again sending one out to MD but notices another text pop up this time in his inbox. He reads it happy and pissed at the same time.

“That fucker, Vlad. He went back to Russia without so much as a personal goodbye. Oh well hope he croaks on caviar and tainted vodka. Speaking of which. Hmmm…I need her to report in.”

He texts MD.

Hey MD. Long time no report. Have you been a good girl while I was away? Come down to my place in the Pit. Got something I definitely want to show you.

He sends it.

“Now that’s much better. Having tolerated pledges help out to earn their keep. (chuckling). You aint got no problem with me inviting other company over\, do you Domino? Cause they’ll be here soon…..bet on it. Let me get the cleaning supplies and trash bags. You might want to stand right there and man the door like Jamie does for Cahill. Be right back dude.”

He sloshes through the beer bottle jungle getting the cleaning supplies out from the back closet, moving back to Domino setting a vacuum and other big cleaning appliances. He turns around trudging to his kitchen to get huge heavy duty trash bags and more of the weird cleaning supplies Kharma forgot to take back .He moves to Domino in the meantime of other guest arriving shortly. Many clanky trips are made to Domino’s spot.

When her phone rings, she reaches into her back pocket, pulls it out, reads the text and smiles to herself. She texts back, "Yes, I have, on my way, be there shortly."

About 15 minutes later she pulls up out front. Gets out, locks the doors, sets the alarm and heads for the door with a 12 pack. She walks up, knocks on the door and waits.

JTM watches his cell vibrate again. He checks the reply.

“Cool for MD on all counts.”

He grabs another beer chugging it down throwing the can to create a can pile off to the side. He turns around hearing the knock looking at Domino wondering if he’s fucking with him. He hears the car but nobody standing there. He looks all over again confused. He looks down seeing MD finally.

“Ah ha!!! There you are MD. Good to see you. Come on in. Set that down in the empty spot by the door and here you go. ( He hands her a huge empty trash bag that almost make her dwarflike exterior hard to miss now) “Just for you. I’ll get to cleaning shortly. We have other company showing up.We can discuss your report while we get this place back in tip top shape. Just taking (grabbing another can drinking it) five at the moment.”

He looks over at Domino just fucking with him shaking his head at him.

“Nice door guarding skills Domino. Can’t even see MD standing right there. What do you have to say for yourself? Maybe I should have hired Jamie for this task. Hmmm….wait. I got nothing to stuff in his pocket…..so scratch that noise.”

He keeps drinking leaning up against the wall putting a small dent in the wall.

Shakes her head and chuckles at another shot from JTM about her height. She is 5 foot tall, 100lbs, jet black hair to her waist, and raven black eyes. She is wearing ripped jeans, combat boots and a dark purple tank top, form fitting leather jacket over the top. She sets the beer down, walks a little further in as he hands her the trash bag. She quickly takes off her leather jacket, and sets it aside somewhere dry. Her eyes widen as she takes in the utter chaos and mess inside the house. She starts walking around, carefully, picking up beer cans and trash. She fills one bag and grabs another, she works her way into the kitchen, sees all the dirty dishes and starts organizing the dishes, cleaning out the sink, then turning the water on and filling the sink with soapy hot water, replacing the dishes until the sink is full. Once the dishes are washed and drying, she cleans the counters and sweeps up the floor, then mops it. Utilizing the cleaning supplies that are sitting around. She comes out of the kitchen and goes into the living room, again her eyes widen taking in the trash and the ripped carpet. Her eyes land on the barbie mansion and she chuckles and shakes her head. Her eyes every once in a while land on the man standing next to the door, but she waits to be introduced before doing anything other than smiling softly at him as she cleans. Waiting for JTM to start his questions, ignoring and not minding that he's not helping to clean up his mess.