Thread: Grand Reopening of the "Hellmouth of Lamar" aka JTM's house. (12/14/09 Attn: Anyone)

JTM sleeps soundly in his bed at his house finally. He awakens and stretches after a good day’s sleep after 2 months of an uncomfortable cot. He stretches as he gets out of his bed and wanders to the fridge to pull out his customary early beer.

“Free at last!!!! What the hell were the people in this city thinking.”

He chuckles abit looking in to see that he is running low on beer yet again.

Shit!!!! I may to go get this restocked. Barbie!!!! Why didn’t you go out and get more beer!!!”

He starts to walk into the living room and almost stumbles into the keg that Stan left him. He looks down at it.

“Ok. Maybe not. Damn you Stan!!! K..scratch that for now Barbie.”

He wanders in the living room to see Barbie still sitting on the table facing his TV, her outfit sloppily put on her, and several empty beer bottles sit in front of her. He looks at her baffled a bit.

“So this is what you do when I’m gone. You decide to drink all my fucking beer!!! I can’t help it if that football player decided to dump.ya. So you caught him cheating with the cheerleader Barbie down the street…why the fuck should I care about that anyways?”

He grabs the remote to the TV before sitting his happy ass down on his comfy couch for the first time in awhile.

Awwwwwww…man that feels so damn good. Peace and quiet at last.

“Wonder what’s on TV tonight. You’d better not have switched it over to the home shopping network again either Barbie.”

He clicks on the TV watching the screen flash up MTV.

“Holy shit!!!! A Heavy Metal Christmas song!!!! Finally they get that shit right!!!! “

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grwP8QvI1jY (click the more info link on the right for the lyrics)

He waits for the song to hit the best part of the song.

“5 SKULL EARRINGS!!! 4 quarts of jack!!! 3 studded belts, 2 pairs of spandex pants …and a tattoo of OZZY!!!!”

He listens to the rest of the song, taking a long swig of his beer.

“Now that’s what I call some cool Christmas shit!!!! Speaking of which….didn’t you order the fucking tree like I told you to Barbie? I don’t fucking see it!!!! Too busy wallowing in your own sorrows, but you couldn’t have taken the time out to make one fucking phone call. Sometimes I wonder why I even keep you around. Fuck!!! I forgot to do my Xmas shopping too Now I gotta think on what to give em..”

He sits back on his comfy couch thinking real hard on gift ideas for the vamps in this city waiting to see who might be brave enough to knock on his door this time and ruin his train of thought.