Thread: Xmas Aftermath Ho Ho Fucking Ho!!! (12/28/09 Attn: Anyone)

JTM wakes the next night, staggers into his kitchen. He’s not very happy when he awakens. He feels his neck where Maddelena dared to put her hands and squeeze on him.

“Damn bitch has got a firm grip when she gets mad.”

He opens the fridge and pulls out two cold ones. He walks into the living room seeing Barbie with her back to him. She has a Kleenex box next to her. He sits down on his comfy couch placing a bottle beside her. He starts to drink his beer, but can’t concentrate on doing his normal routine. His view looks over at Barbie.

“Now let’s not start up with the whining and bawling again, I heard you enough last night and day k. How the fuck was I supposed to know that it was “that time of the month” for PMS anyways!!! All I did was hand PMS a gift thinking for sure she would like it, and then she chucks my gift away pissed. Then low and behold, here she comes full on charging at me. What the fuck was up with that!!! Plastic toys!!! They were good thoughtful gifts, but I guess people when they have power lose sight of that. If it wasn’t for Stan jumping in, as I had no clue what the fuck was going on, I’d probably be staked on Maddy’s fucking wall. Fuck that noise!!! It totally ruined the night for everyone. Then she has the gall to sic her guard dog on me having me leave. Damn J-Anus and his stupid countdown timer. Definitely, didn’t want to cause any more problems for Miranda either, so I left. Hell you probably could have stayed at the party, but noooo Stan had to bring you and my bat out to me. Shit!!! This whole city needs to fucking lighten up!! It was Christmas dammit!!! I’m gonna kill Santa Claus next year for all this shit he did to me!!! No more fucking letters to him either!!!”

He sets his beer down firm on the table, pulling out another Kleenex for Barbie handing it to her.

“Fucked up part about all this is, I didn’t finish giving out the rest of my gifts, let alone keep those smoking sweet goblets I got from Lisette either. Hell they are still all over the galerie. But my happy ass got put on the “ban list” at that place, so I don’t see me going there and getting them anytime soon. I never meant for none of this to happen there either, honest. You believe me? Right Barbie? Maybe next time I pass the gifts out first and then let them all open them at the same damn time, making sure I’m by the EXIT first. What do you think about that one, Barbie?”

He chuckles a bit at the thought of the quick escape, but hears Barbie crying again.

“Dammit will you stop it with that annoying crying!!! You are bringing me down hard!!! Now be ready and watch the door for the first assholes that dare come over tonight. JTM has a very special present for them if they do.”

He places his bat next to him on the couch, then sets his cell down on the table in front of him, grabbing his beer taking a sip waiting patiently for knocking on his door or a ringing on his phone.

Benjamin watches JTM very carefully as he sets his bat aside, then relaxes noticeably. He takes the offered seat and the beer, sipping on it lightly. "Thank you for your hospitality, JTM." It is obvious that Benjamin has no intention of starting a fight.

He then listens as JTM explains his intentions for the party, and for Maddalena specifically. "I see. I do want to believe you, JTM. I do not want to believe that you would honestly intend to publicly humiliate Maddalena in Miranda's personal domain. But you do understand that is what happened?"