Thread: Pius Push Ups (02/09/10 Attn: Pius)

**Pius walks over to JTM's door. He is dressed in tan cargo pants, a black T-shirt and combat boots. He is carring a backpack and a baseball bat. He knocks on the door with the bat.**

"Hey, JT can you open the door. I got a bunch of stuff in my hands."

**Looks to the door and waits.**

JTM gets up quickly from the couch opening the door for Pius. He helps him unload the stuff onto his couch, motioning him to have a seat as usual.

“Glad to see you still have the bat, Pius. Best protection in this city that I know of. How ya wanna start this? I actually got something special planned for you and it doesn’t involve a bat or any fighting at all, figured this would be better for you too.”

He smiles back at Pius waiting to get his full attention.

“Here is what I thought we could do. Now watch this.”

He lifts up his comfy couch again one handed with both Pius and Pius’s gear on there as well, somewhat showing Pius what he means with Barbie’s approval of course. He then sets it back down on the ground. He smacks his hands together a bit.

“See that? We’re gonna build you up some muscle tone like those body builders on Muscle Beach in California. And while you are pumping up, you could talk and teach me about demons, that sound cool?”

**Pius grabs onto the couch as JT lifts it up and then back down.**

Sure, JT that works for me. Just lead on, I am your student.

**Stands up from the couch next to JT.**

“All right, we will start easy and work our way up. Go over there and pick up and put down Mini-Barbie, then Barbie, then my coffee table. Figured I’d give you some warms up first. You can talk and teach me while lifting, k. Make sure you put your back into it too. Wouldn’t want you to injure yourself. You know what I mean? Slip a disk, or let alone….”

He averts his eyes abit pointing at Pius’s package down below.

“get a hernia.”

He looks back at him after he’s done pointing, seeing that Barbie is admiring Pius’s package now.

Goddammit woman!!! Stop that!!!

“Of course you could probably spend blood and fix it, but I’m hoping we don’t have to go there. So are you ready for this? OK, Pius…on your mark, get set GO!!!”

He watches Pius intently now, ready to listen to him.

**Pius listening to JTM moves over to mini Barbie. Press her over his head and then down. Moves to Barbie and does the same. Then he moves over to the coffee table and looks at it for a bit.**

Yes, that looks like the middle.

**then grabs ahold of the bottom of the table and lifts in over his head and then looks at JTM**

As you are aware of JT, Demons are real and they all possess some sort of infernal powers. Once we have gone over this information you will also be able to tell completely fake text for those that hold somewhat of a kernal of truth about demons.

**Puis then puts the table down on the floor and looks to JTM again.**

JTM watches Pius lift up Mini-Barbie and Barbie seeing he’s not copping a feel either with them.

Cool. He’s so not into them. Wow!!! Pius can lift!!! Didn’t know he had it in him.

“Awesome Pius. You’re getting the hang of this. We’ll move on to something harder soon. Ok, fake text. Whoa!!! Wait!!! There’s fake text on this subject? I didn’t know that. So I’ll be able to call bullshit on them right to their fucking face. Rock on!!! Take 5 Pius, tell me more!!! Then we’ll get back to work. Barbie write this down, k.”

He sits down on his comfy couch anxious to hear what Pius has to say next. Just like a kid wanting to actually learn something and not goof off about it.

**Pius smiles and sits**

Yes, just like anything there is good information and bad. Both types in the end are bad, but the fake information gets you dead allot faster. Demons are a type of magically creature, not like orcs or trolls, but they feed off souls and need them to stay in this world.

You see in the movies that demons are countered by faith at times. Well it can happen but the person trying that really needs to believe, I mean REALLY believe. So, don't go throwing holy water of them and wonder, "Hey, why are they not melting." It don't work like that.

With what you will learn you will be able to find satanic cults and pick them up if you where to run accross them. maybe gain their trust with this knowledge. Good if you have to spy on them or just ecaspe with your unlive.

**Pius claps his hands**
"What is next muscle man?"

JTM thinks hard about what Pius just said.

“Wait a minute!!! Orcs and trolls exist too. No fucking way!!! You shitting me? Damn I guess the Lord of the Rings got it right then. I’ll have to pick up that DVD box set when I go to Wal-mart again. Study that thing harder next time. Soul suckers? Does that mean the Gios are closer to demons than we are?”

He chuckles abit thinking of the new and improved Demonic Don Constantino.

Barbie did say Tino looked good in red too. Damn her!!!!

“Hmmm… k maybe I should pack Father Viktor Mulcahey and Sister Sophia Hoolihan then. Let them have all the faith for me then. Let em fling the holy water too. Do the whole Hail Mary thing, and not the flinging footballs kind for touchdowns either. Of course if they want to douse the pigskins in holy water, fine by me. Burn an NFL mark on em. I’ll pick up some more sporting goods then. Mark that down on the list Barbie, k. Footballs. It fucking figures... Saints win.”

He wonders where the cults came from.

“Me? Do I look like Satanist material? I don’t look good in hood and robes, Pius. Besides the KKK would get pissed at me for copyright infringement. Burn a cross right out front in my yard, and I’m white dammit. Like I need that attention down here.”

He gets up from the couch, taking Pius’s gear gently off the couch, placing it on his table, so the couch is not weighted down.

“K. Here’s the toughy now. You might not get it first time, but lift up that couch. Give it all you got. Take your time to get psyched up and go for it when you are ready.”

He moves aside to give Pius all the room he needs, ready to spot him if he needs to.

**Pius smiles and looks at JTM**

"No, JT. They are not real, the orcs and trolls I mean. No the Giovanni and not demons either. If you say that to Mr. Giovanni I am sure that he will be very unhappy about that. So, lets not follow that line of thinking."

**Gets up from the couch and looks to JTM, them moves to the middle of the couch and gets ready to lift it.**

"Also, there are several kinds of demons, and they don't serve all the same masters and may not even have the same purpose or have the same interests."

**As he bends down to pick up the couch and chuckles**
"Also there is no Satan like Lord of Hell. There is no leader of the infernal horde."

**Then he picks up the couch**