Thread: K-JTM- Moose Moyer

K-JTM

Focus on a huge cargo ship sailing in the middle of the ocean, a huge antenna protruding off the crows nest. Zoom into a room with many boards, CDs, microphone and other radio station gear. In the row chairs by the sound proofed booths sits JTM, in another seat sits Barbie with her headset already on covering her face, and another empty seat on the opposite side of the booth. Many screams and bumping noise are coming from a broom closet nearby irritating JTM as he has just shanghaied a prate radio station and it’s crew ready to begin his first audio airwave broadcast. He turns in the swivel chair towards the door, kicking it hard to get their attention.

JTM: “Don’t make me come in there and kill you!!! Now shut the fuck up!!! We are about to go LIVE so be quiet dammit!!! I don’t want to miss my cue. Shit!!!! Barbie good help is hard to find these days…lemme tell ya.”

He puts on the headset looking at all the buttons on the board making sure he knows what each one does. He flicks on the Quiet please and On the Air signs pulling the microphone close to him, blowing into the mic.

JTM: “(wind) test 1 2 (tap tap tap) …are we live and on the air now?”

He looks at Barbie pissed.

JTM: “Dammit!!! Why didn’t you tell me that Barbie you…”

He then realizes the mic is broadcasting.

JTM: “….and we’re live. Hey this is K-JTM and we are officially on the air in parts unknown hosting our very first, yes very first broadcast it’s true, out to all you listeners tonight. By my side is our lovely hostess Barbie ready to jam the tunes and provide all you lovely ladies out there seeking that woman’s perspective on life. We thought this night life show would help to answer questions, concerns, and give you some advice about all that is out there in this crazy mixed up world. So give us a call at 826-7473 or better known as VAM-PIRE if you are not good with numbers. But we before we begin taking your calls, let’s bring out our first guest to be with us tonight. He hails from the Dark Recesses of the Giovanni mansion, ledger in hand, nose deep in facts and figure that only he can interpret. Ladies and gentleman, I give to you the one and only Alastair Giovanni.”

He hits the sound effect for “Money money money cha-ching” clapping as Alastair walks in.

JTM: “Pull up a seat there Alec. Put on the headset. Get comfy by the mic. For those you that don’t know, he prefers that Alec, nickname. Ladies watch out he has the charm that’ll make you beg for another date. So Alec, How have you been? What’s new? “

He finally pulls his nose out of his ledger, getting settled into the seat ready to be heard. JTM points to the signs that are lit up.

Alec: “You really don’t wanna know what’s on my mind right now, JTM. I can’t believe you talked me into this. When you said we were going on a boat ride. I didn’t know you were gonna steal something this big.”

JTM chuckles abit.

JTM: “Well it was the best thing I could get to catch up with the Don and Emma. By god I’m gonna get you there.”

Alec: ”I meant that I could reach them on the bloody phone”

JTM: “Well I wished you would have told me that sooner, it’s too late to turn back now. Besides I want to see Constantino’s mad shuffleboard skills. Who wouldn’t want to date the cop like graces of Emma Fitzgerald? She already has the cuffs. Talk about kinky. Lucky man if you ask me, right Barbie?”

Barbie: (dead air)

JTM: ”That’s what I thought too. Now I see that we have the lights lit up for our first caller. (click) Hello you are on the air with JTM, Barbie and Alec.”

Caller: “Hi. My name is Sophia Giovan…..”

JTM and Alec: (click and a click from Alec saying in unison) “Next caller.”

JTM: “Let’s see here. Hmmm…K-jtm you are on the air with JTM, Barbie, and Alec.”

Logan: “Yo., JTM could you play me some Pet Shop Boys.”

JTM: “Yes, Logan we can. Did Kalie say it was fine to do this? Did you check with her first? (chuckles) Quick, Barbie go find some Pet Shop Boys for Logan. An odd request…you feeling well, Logan?”

Logan: “Make that Barbie Girl. How ya doing girl. Yo.”

JTM looks over at Barbie seeing her sitting their smiling.

JTM: ”Sure we can get that out there for ya One eye. A dedication for you Barbie from Logan. Aqua’s Barbie Girl.”

The music plays and he looks over at Barbie.

“See, you already have fans. Don’t worry, my dear. I’ll kill em later.”

He looks over to Alec.

“Why don’t we talk abit so they can get to know us. This is your air time too.”

He nods to Alec as the song ends and they go back on the air.

JTM: And we’re back. Before I get to more calls. Why don’t we shoot the breeze with our special guest Alec here. Anything you want to say to our listeners.”

Alec: “Why do I have to talk? You never said anything about a god *BEEEP* radio show. What the *beep* are you doing? Leave the *BEEP* button alone.”

JTM laughs almost falling out of the chair.

JTM: “Sorry fans, I just had to make sure to keep it PG here so we don’t have the FCC coming after us, like we want the coast guard surrounding our boat. Speaking of which I stuck the captain in the closet, so ummmmm….who’s steering the boat?”

The boat rocks a bit, then somewhat steadys out. He looks at Alec shrug his shoulders, then over to Barbie seeing someone is missing by her side.

To be Continued

By Moose Moyer