Thread: Dear Justicar,

"Dear Madam Guile, long time reader, first time writer. I've been doing a lot of soul searching lately, working on personal growth. I've had this person in my life ever since I can remember. I think now though, it's time to move on. I've been trying to figure out how to tell this certain person in my life that as I've grown as a person I just don't have room for her anymore. Any advice on how to get my mental roomie to move out without getting her so angry she takes the body with her? - Signed IJG....MBS...IJG...MBS..."
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enchante' madame,
It sounds to me like like your other friend doesnt understand the Tradition of Domain.

Perhaps you will speak with your Primogen, who will bring it up with the Prince. I am sure the Prince can handle it...and...if he cant...perhaps I can send an Archon to deal with it, finally.

Bon Soir

Dear Justicar,

I've been living with my boyfriend of 150 years and in all this time he's never once learned how to take out the trash (and by trash I mean that slutty minor Harpy who won't quit hitting on him every time I turn around.) As anarch sympathizer living in a Camarilla domain I realize I'm low man on the totem pole but just because she's a minor harpy doesn't mean she's all that and a bag of chips - after all, we all know how she REALLY got the position (and by that I mean she started a fake scandal about the last loser who held the seat.)

I don't know, should I leave my boyfriend... push him to knock the Ho' off by threating to reveal his plot to kill our Prince or should I just do the dirty deed myself. I really think it's time for a commitment but maybe, just maybe, it's time to move on.

Signed,

Drama-Mama-Brujah
From Hell, Michigan
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Enchante' DMB,
150 years is quite a lot of time to be spending with an Anarch, chere'...It doesnt sound like youre ready to move on. Im not sure what the rest of your question means, but, I dont think she should be eating chips. I will assume that by being a minor harpy, she has more status than you...I'll send an Archon to speak with you in regards to plotting to kill one of my Princes...