Thread: Visiting :attn JTM

JTM sits on his couch minding his biz, beer in hand Barbie family on the coffee table. He watches his cell phone dance vibrating across the table.

“Who the hell is calling me now? Were we expecting company tonight, Barbie?”

He nods.

“That’s what I thought. Let me handle this then.”

He picks up the cell NOT recognizing the number.

“Hello? Who the fuck is this?”

“Hello? Who the fuck is this?” was the first words out of the handset. She had the right number.

"Hello, JTM? This is Laurens, we met at a meeting a few days ago. Did I get you at a bad time?"

As she spoke she removed the young childs outfit that the just departed client preferred and started to prepare to clean up.

“Laurens? Laurens? (hand over cell) Hey Barbie, I ever mention a Laurens to you? Hey now!!! Stop calling her a hooker!!!! The hooker’s name was Kharma anyways. Get it right!!! God I swear Barbie. (hand off cell) Yeah I remember you. No, you didn’t catch me at a bad time. Come on down if you want. (gives you directions to his place in the Pit) Just don’t bring anything with you that’s out of place. My nosy neighbors are at it again. They just love calling the po-po on me. Watch your ass down here too. Don't say I didn't warn ya. See ya soon Laurens.”

He looks over at Barbie.

“Why are you looking at me like that? She’s NOT competition to you, dammit. Jeez…you women I swear.”

He takes a sip of his beer waiting for her arrival.

"Cool, just let me get cleaned up. Oh, if Barbie drinks, what does she drink? I don't like to go to a friends house the first time without a gift." With that she retrieved the phone book and thumbed through the yellow pages for liquor stores. 'Hope I remember his brew right' she thought.

“Just pick up a case of beer. We prefer the bottles over cans too. See ya when you get here Laurens.”

He hangs up the cell looking over at the Barbie family.

“What!!! What did I do wrong now? Ok ok….you’re right. There have been a lot of females over here lately. Did you see me calling them up asking em for a date? Hell no I didn’t. So you just put your hormones in check…got it. She’ll be over here with a beer for you, so she can’t be all bad. She even was thoughtful enough to ask abut you too, so get off my case about the recent females I’ve had over here will ya.”

He rolls his eyes to her waiting for the knock on his door to hopefully end this gang of females in his house already from yelling at him non-stop about Laurens arrival.

'I hope I don't get him in trouble with his girl. I'm glad I got her something special anyway.' thought Laurens as she got out of the cab.

Laurens approached the front door and knocked delicately.

(She is wearing a white t shirt and jeans with a big sparkly belt to accent her not over sized hips. She is 4' 11'' and 3/4 and her mid back length brown hair is pulled back in a ponytail.)

JTM hears the cab pull up getting up from the couch pointing his finger sternly at Barbie and “the family”.

“Now you better be on your best behavior, all of you…yes even you too Mini #4, and be nice to our guest….got it. She aint done nothing to incur your wrath anyways.”

He turns towards the door after hearing the light knock puzzled abit.

What the hell was that? She afraid she’ll knock my door down?

He chuckles unlocking the deadbolt opening the door looking straight out and slowly looks down at her. He is wearing his biker gear and trenchcoat with his usual combat gear. He waves to the cabbie smiling wondering if guy actually gave him the bird as he drives off.

“Sup Laurens.”

He sizes her up again looking strangely at her outfit.

“Uhhhh…..is that the latest Tori fashion? Cool if it is. What’s up with the belt? All sparkly and shit. That the new Tori craze now? Nice ponytail. Probably gives the guys the pleasure of something to pull on.”

He chuckles. He'll happily take the beer from her.

“Cool. Thanks. Come on in. Pull up a seat.” (pointing to the couch)

Upon entering, she sees that the exterior of the house is way dilapidated compared to the secure door and the inside of this place. A set of stairs goes upward. To her left in the living room is a very comfy couch, a coffee table which sits a Barbie doll with 4 Mini Barbies, Mini #4 still wearing her slutty apparel, a closet that has seen better days with the use of it. In front of the couch and the coffee table is a complete home entertainment center with a big flat screen TV, the only new things out of place for the slums here.

He waits for her to enter before locking the door back up. He moves past the coffee table heading towards the kitchen stopping abruptly.

“My bad Laurens. You want a beer?”

He shrugs his shoulders as if someone is yelling at him like Maddalena would, but no noise is heard.

“Ok ok Barbie I was getting to that. Fuck!!! Just give me a sec will ya? God do you REALLY want to wake Jason upstairs with that racket. I hope he didn’t leave here again without telling me. I thought WE told him NOT to do that too.”

He shrugs his shoulders again.

"Ok ok Shit!!!! Laurens, I’d for you meet Barbie and the family. Barbie and family this is Laurens. *ahem* our guest. Make her feel welcome k. There you happy now, I introduced her. Now do ya mind?”

He stares at Barbie pointing with his fist with thumb out towards the kitchen. He nods to her.

“Cool.”

He starts heading to the fridge to put the beer away.

Laurens looks around as JTM lets her in. She notices the 5 Barbies but thinks little of them yet. The TV lets her know that the house is run down looking because him and his roommate probably want it that way. When JTM started talking to and introducing the dolls as if they were alive she was taken aback. 'Not another fucking doll marriage.' she grumbled internally. 'and this guy has real Barbies. Someone could of told me. Oh well just treat it like last time'

"Hello Barbie and family. I hope you don't mind I brought you something anyway" With this she set a bottle of Godiva chocolate liqueur on the table beside the regular sized Barbie. "This stuff is awesome going down."


"Oh and JTM, My clients prefer pigtails."